I wish I was a mermaid and was friends with all the fish

Organised by fandom, in alphabetical order. Fandoms include:

Andromeda, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Brothers & Sisters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Covert Affairs, Dark Angel, Dead Like Me, Doctor Who, Dollhouse, Doom, Everwood, Farscape, Firefly, Friday Night Lights, Gilmore Girls, Glee, Gossip Girl, Greek, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, In Plain Sight, Legend Of The Seeker, Life, Make It Or Break It, Merlin, The Middleman, Miss Match, NCIS, The Office, One Tree Hill, Parks And Recreation, Pretty Little Liars, Princess Protection Program, Psych, Rookie Blue, Roswell, She's The Man, Smallville, Snow White: A Tale Of Terror, Sports Night, Star Trek: Reboot, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Supernatural, Tin Man, Torchwood, Veronica Mars, The West Wing, Wizards Of Waverly Place, plus crossovers and RPF.

( Fic Index )

... aka. Carlos Wearing Helmets: A Picspam. One cap per (relevant) episode, for a challenge at tvrealm. IDK, you guys, this show is ridiculous and amazing and really fun to picspam.

( Why don't I just not wear it during photo shoots or bring it to the dinner table? )

You know the story: Boy meets girl. Boy dates girl. Girl lands major role in a hot new TV series. Girl's producer orders her to pretend to date her co-star. Boy's producer leaks a video of boy and girl kissing. Boy and girl come up increasingly convoluted schemes to avoid producers, co-stars, paparazzi, and all other interested parties. (There may be crossdressing involved.) Co-star starts dating a llama.

Totally normal day.

( That's what I said. Alpaca llama. )

Protip: If you ever play the Princess Protection Program drinking game (basically, drink every time someone says 'princess,'), and you're tempted to add more rules to it - don't. Especially if you've already been playing for a few hours. And you're drinking cocktails.

In other words, I am hungover as fuck. But my new year's eve was super fun - instead of going out, which always sucks, we stayed in and played DCOM-ish drinking games. Basically, Princess Protection Program will kill you, Starstruck is terrible at everything even when you're drunk, and Big Time Rush is even more super fun when you're playing drinking game bingo.

Anyway, I hope everyone has a fun NYE and an amazing 2012! <3 <3

Snagged from pretty much everybody, here's my fandom year in review!

( 2011 fandom overview )

yuletide, you guys! SOMEBODY WROTE ME BJ/MINDY, OBVIOUSLY IT IS PRETTY AMAZING. On December 17th You Tell The Truth, which is BJ/Mindy and EVERYONE and parties at Steve's house and it is such a rom-com, basically everything I asked for and it's so delightful.

Also, I got a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED madness fic, so now my Yuletide is doubly amazing! everyone knows is an adorable Hart of Dixie ficlet, Zoe/Wade and Lavon being awesome, PLUS LOTS OF MAKEOUTS, DID I MENTION THE THEME THIS YEAR WAS ME GETTING EXACTLY WHAT I ASKED FOR?

I only wrote one fic this year, mostly because I went away for Christmas (and am now back, obviously), but you can try to guess it and I will write you something? I'm not sure anyone will, mostly because I don't think many people are going to read it, but as long as my recipient enjoys it I am totally okay with that!

Speaking of awesome stuff I got, talumin made me an awesome vid for my birthday a few weeks ago which I shockingly haven't posted about yet! It's called Our House of Bluth, and it's an amazing Arrested Development ensemble vid, IF YOU LIKE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT AT ALL YOU REALLY HAVE TO SEE IT, IT IS SUPER DELIGHTFULLY BEST.

Dear yuletide writer:

Thank you so much for writing me a fic! I'm sure it's going to be amazing, and I'm so looking forward to reading it. My requests are a little on the wordy side, but please don't let that intimidate you - if my optional details don't work for you, or if you already have an idea in mind, I'd much rather get a great story you're really excited about than something mediocre tailored exactly to my requests. But just in case you enjoy reading yuletide letters as much as I enjoy writing them, here are some ideas/extra information/things that would make me especially happy.

I love banter, unresolved (and resolved) sexual tension, romantic comedy, awesome plots, action/adventure, wacky hijinks, humour, crack, PWPs, apocafic, and ridiculous AUs. In general, I'm not super into angst. I really, really, love tropes and clichés, which I know is unhelpfully vague, but: If you're ever wondering, does she want fic with pretending to be a couple/forced proximity/sharing a bed/bachelor auction/truth or dare/accidental makeouts/insert ridiculous cliché here, the answer is yes, yes I do. I love first times, and secret relationships, and casual hookups, and ex-girlfriends and boyfriends, and rekindling old relationships. I love people being in love without having to say it; and people who are obviously in love but maybe don't realise it; and ridiculously overblown romantic gestures where one person completely embarrasses themselves, because that's kind of the point of the grand gesture; and tiny, unnoticeable gestures that mean a whole lot more than they seem to. The stuff I don't love pretty much boils down to making the characters I love unhappy for no good reason. And character bashing, even of characters I don't like. I'm happy to read any rating, and smut is welcome but absolutely not necessary.

( Hart of Dixie )

( Miss Match )

( The Office RPF )

( Victorious )

I SO WANTED TO REQUEST NEW GIRL BUT I COULDN'T BEAR TO LET GO OF ANY OF MY OTHER FANDOMS, BASICALLY MY REQUEST WOULD HAVE BEEN I WANT ALL THE GUYS TO BE ON TEAM JESS, P.S. THEY ARE HER BOYFRIENDS.

This has been on the backburner for a while (like, a year and a half?), finally dusted off and finished for the fic mix challenge at mixedvolume. This is a companion piece of sorts to Never Kill A Boy On The First Date; (obviously) takes place within the Alex the Vampire Slayer 'verse.


( If the apocalypse comes, beep me )

So, apparently all I needed to get me to start writing fic again was a ridiculous Canadian cop show? IDEK, I am not complaining. Anyway, I wrote seven fics in three fandoms (Rookie Blue, Stargate Atlantis, and Everwood), around 21,000 words in total. (In comparison: I posted four fics in the previous six months, most of which were written way before that.)


Things You Can't Learn From Books (Everwood - Ephram/Madison - R - 1661 words) It's not exactly guaranteed privacy, but it's been a while since they've seen anyone, so he's not that surprised when Madison kisses him. Well, maybe a little. Spoilers up to episode 2:12 - Controlling Interest.


31 Flavours (Rookie Blue - Chris/Gail/Dov - PG-13 - 1256 words) Dov and Gail have a Serious Disagreement on the topic of ice cream.

A Series Of (Un)fortunate Events (Rookie Blue - Chris/Gail/Dov - PG-13 - 8286 words) Dov doesn't notice that Gail has moved in for almost a week. Spoilers up to episode 2:1 - Butterflies.

For All My Crimes Of Self Defense (Rookie Blue - Chris/Gail - NC-17 - 2631 words) Chris and Gail go undercover for an operation. Spoilers up to episode 1:10 - Big Nickel.

Observe And Report (Rookie Blue - Dov/Gail - R - 1249 words) Maybe they make out a little while they're on surveillance. Spoilers up to episode 1:13 - Takedown.

Then All That You Built Will Come Tumbling Down (Rookie Blue - Dov/Gail - R - 2065 words) Dov, Gail, and horses. (It's not as romantic as he'd like it to be.) Spoilers up to episode 2:9 - Brotherhood.


Spies Like Us (Stargate Atlantis - John/Teyla - R - 4359 words) Lorne and his team are compromised, and it's up to John and Teyla to rescue them.


I also posted a fanmix and two picspams (both Rookie Blue, obviously). All while being super busy this month! So basically: ROOKIE BLUE, NEVER LEAVE ME.

This fandom, I don't even. One day I will probably stop posting about it and move on; today is not that day. INSTEAD: FANMIX! ROOKIES! <3


( Serve, protect, and don't screw up )

Title: 31 Flavours
Fandom: Rookie Blue
Pairing(s): Chris/Gail/Dov
Word Count: 1256
Rating: PG-13

Summary: Dov and Gail have a Serious Disagreement on the topic of ice cream.

Notes: Written for the "Pass It On" challenge at fandomverse.

( I can make your mouth run dry )

But this morning I made a Rookie Blue drinking game for a challenge at tvrealm, so I figured I might as well share. DISCLAIMER: This was put together in about five minutes. It is completely untested. I take no responsibility for the results of actually playing. Drink responsibly.

THE RULES:

1. Take a drink every time someone says "rookie"
2. Take a drink every time someone fires a gun
3. Take a drink every time they're in parade
4. Take a drink every time there's a kiss
5. Take two drinks if it's a first kiss
6. Take a drink every time a character goes to the Black Penny
7. ... And take another drink whenever they do
8. Take two drinks every time Oliver tries to talk to Sam about his ~feelings for Andy
9. Finish your drink whenever someone goes undercover
10. Finish your drink whenever Andy is in mortal peril

Have fun, and remember: Accidental romantic confessions while intoxicated are a problem. If you think you might be intoxicated, stop talking immediately until you are no longer in the vicinity of the secret object of your love. This has been a public service announcement.

Title: A Series Of (Un)fortunate Events
Fandom: Rookie Blue
Pairing(s): Chris/Gail/Dov
Word Count: 8286
Rating: PG-13

Summary: Dov doesn't notice that Gail has moved in for almost a week.

Notes: Spoilers up to episode 2:1 - Butterflies.

( Living conditions )