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Be cool, Gail. Be cool. ([personal profile] amathela) wrote2011-08-12 07:09 pm

Picspam: My Best Friend's Girl (Rookie Blue, Dov/Gail)

aka. DOV AND GAIL TOTALLY WANT TO BONE, OOPS: A PICSPAM (for [livejournal.com profile] tvrealm)




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DOV: You mean like the time I busted up that international gun-smuggling operation? Follow my lead.
GAIL: Will do, Officer Epstein.




DOV: Hey, do you think Gail likes me?
TRACI: I don't think she likes anyone.
DOV: Are you sure? Because she laughs at my jokes.
TRACI: She's laughing at you, as in not with you.
DOV: I don't know, I think she has a little crush.
TRACI: Oh, come on. Ew.
DOV: Relax, I'm not saying I'm going to hook up with her. I'm just saying you've got to admit, she's kind of sexy.
TRACI: No, I don't.

DOV: I'm telling you, Gail totally wants to get with me. Now, I'm not saying I'm going to ask her out, but -
TRACI: Please shut up.


*




DOV: How can you not be excited about this? I mean, this is a mystery. We're cops. We solve mysteries.
GAIL: No, we don't. We serve, protect, and hopefully get our frickin' guns back.
DOV: I'm just trying to seize the day here. Unlike you, if I want to make detective I'm going to have to actually work for a living.




GAIL: Oh, come on. Are you still weepy about Mr Nobody?
DOV: Wow, you really are that cold.
GAIL: Yeah, right, and you're the big-hearted ambassador of goodwill, aren't you? You're such a hypocrite.
DOV: Hypocrite?
GAIL: Yeah.
DOV: A stranger walks in off the street. I work my butt off to be a nice guy and try to figure out who he is. But that's not something I'd expect you to understand.
GAIL: Get what? No, what, that it might be nice so have a different past so nobody could hold it against you? So maybe your so-called friends could see you as a fellow cop and not some white shirt waiting to happen? Yeah, Dov, I really can't imagine that.




DOV: We're due at the firing range.
GAIL: I'll meet you there.
DOV: Look, I'm trying to -
GAIL: Skip it.
DOV: I'm sorry. If we're, if I've judged you -
GAIL: It's fine.
DOV: I'm trying to apologise here.
GAIL: Okay. Do you feel better now?
DOV: Gail.
GAIL: Dov, go!


*




DOV: You know what I'm hoping?
GAIL: Yeah, I keep telling you, your voice will drop once puberty hits.
DOV: Thanks, hon. Actually, I was hoping to use my bathroom, in my apartment. Because, you know, I pay rent here.
CHRIS: Sorry, bro. Six weeks off the job, it feels great to be back in action.
DOV: So how long is Gail going to be here, man? Because I didn't sign up for another roommate.




GAIL: You were amazing today.
DOV: Thanks. Doesn't mean I want you as a roommate.
GAIL: Doesn't mean I care.


*




DOV: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stand down. Because I'm the police. I said stand down, because I'm the police.
GAIL: Dov, come on, hurry up! I need to use the bathroom.
DOV: I'm not finished yet.
GAIL: Yeah, well I need to use the shower, so can you hurry up and arrest the mirror already?




GAIL: Stay in the car.
DOV: I got this.
GAIL: That's an order.




GAIL: Wait, you think that Chris and I aren't going to last?
DOV: Actually, I don't know how you lasted this long. I mean, you guys have nothing in common with each other. Chris is a totally good person ...
GAIL: And I'm not?
DOV: I don't know, you tell me. Why'd you volunteer to be my partner today? To mess with me? To kick me while I'm down?
GAIL: Dov, I volunteered to be your partner today because nobody else wanted you.




DOV: You need this bathroom too?
GAIL: I want to see if you're okay.
DOV: I'm fine.
GAIL: Dov, how did you know?
DOV: I don't know. I just - something seemed off, so I dove in. It's the only way I know how to do this job.


*




DOV: All hail the conquering heroes.
GAIL: Oh, can I not?




GAIL: So Epstein's got to spend the entire day admitting that ...
DOV: Gail is awesome.
GAIL: Yes!
CHRIS: So you two actually had fun together?




GAIL: Have you ever met Chris' mother?
DOV: No, why?
GAIL: Because I think she might have been a little out there. And maybe that's why Chris is with me, because I'm nuts just like his mother.
DOV: No, Gail, you're not nuts, you're -
GAIL: Don't.
DOV: No, I mean it. You're awesome. Really.


*




GAIL: You are such an idiot.
DOV: Nice to see you, too.
GAIL: No, don't joke with me right now.
DOV: Your venom is getting on my shoes.
GAIL: Don't be a jackass.
DOV: I'm sorry, did somebody have a rough day?
GAIL: You could have died!
DOV: I almost did! I'm sorry. It's just, after everything I did to be seen as an equal, I'm back to being a rookie screw-up.
GAIL: Dov, shut up. The only person who sees you that way is you.

CHRIS: If it was something I really wanted, I wouldn't back down. You know? And I hope you wouldn't either.
DOV: All right, fine. Under one condition. From now on, we both go for what we want. May the best man win.
CHRIS: Yeah, may the best man win.


*****


ALSO:



DOV: What's that?
TRACI: Early forensics report. There was green fiber found on the duct tape on her wrists.
DOV: Consistent with that of a rug or a carpet? Approximately half an inch long? Gail?
GAIL: Shag?
DOV: Yes.
GAIL: Green shag?
DOV: Yes.
GAIL: Next-door neighbour.
DOV: Yes.


Screencaps courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] princesskiwi07, [livejournal.com profile] rawr_caps, and [livejournal.com profile] tinybusiness.