I wish I was a mermaid and was friends with all the fish

I wrote a thing! For waltzmatildah's comment ficathon of redemption (appropriately enough, since I have now halved last year's fic output).

Burning Down the House (1065 words) by amathela
Fandom: Rookie Blue
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Luke Callaghan/Gail Peck
Characters: Gail Peck, Luke Callaghan
Additional Tags: Rough Sex, One Night Stands, Hook-Up
Summary: Gail's life is basically going up in flames. (It's funny if you were there. Only not really.)

Title: Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Fandom: Rookie Blue
Pairing(s): Gail/Holly
Word Count: 1700
Rating: PG-13

Summary: Gail and Holly play laser tag. (Which is kind of like shooting people, so Gail should enjoy it, right?)

Notes: Written for moontyger for femslashex.

( Bang bang )

FANDOMS WRITTEN POSTED IN 2011

Covert Affairs, Everwood, Glee, Legend of the Seeker, Make It or Break It, Parks & Recreation, Rookie Blue, Snow White: A Tale of Terror, Stargate Atlantis, The West Wing, and Wizards of Waverly Place.


FICS POSTED IN 2011

January
Team Drama (Make It Or Break It)
She Thinks She's The Dispassionate One (Parks & Recreation)
Sex Is Not The Enemy (But You Still Are) (Legend Of The Seeker)
Conjure Hell Is All I Do (Snow White: A Tale Of Terror)
Amusement Shark Rides (Wizards Of Waverly Place)

February
Set Fire To This Town (The West Wing)

April
Space Invaders (Wizards of Waverly Place)

May
Under Covers (Covert Affairs)
Dictionaries For Dummies (Sexicon Remix) (Glee)

August
Observe And Report (Rookie Blue)
Spies Like Us (Stargate Atlantis)
A Series Of (Un)fortunate Events (Rookie Blue)
For All My Crimes Of Self Defense (Rookie Blue)
31 Flavours (Rookie Blue)
Then All That You Built Will Come Tumbling Down (Rookie Blue)
Things You Can't Learn From Books (Everwood)


( Statistics, questions, etc. )

Dear festividder,

Thank you so much for making a vid for me, I'm sure it will be amazing. If you already have an idea in mind - go with it! I would really love any kind of vid in any of these fandoms, so don't let any of my requests restrict you - they're there to be helpful if you want them and ignored if you don't. (And if you do find requests useful: I tend to go on a bit, so, yay?)

Things I love: Ensemble vids. character studies. Fun shippy vids. Vids that highlight some of my favourite things about the source. Vids that point out something I never noticed in the source. Vids that give me chills. Vids that make me cry. Vids that make me laugh. Vids that make me clap my hands in glee. Vids that use music I love, and music that's completely new to me, and music that obviously goes with that source, and that I never would have through to pair with the source but works surprisingly well. Basically - I really love vids.

Things I don't love is a much shorter list - basically, total AUs with really complicated storylines and slow, sappy romantic vids with too many effects and not enough movement. But really, what I want most is for you to have fun with this, so: Do what makes you happy, and I'm sure I'll love the finished product! And in case you aren't sick of me yet, my requests are under the cut, along with a few more details.

Fandoms: Avalon High, Better Off Ted, Dragon Wars: D-War, Make It or Break It, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Rookie Blue, Starship Troopers, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

( All I want for Festivids ... )

I also have a vid recs tag, if that interests you at all, or you can check my tags for more about some of the fandoms I requested. Or you can ignore everything I've said and make whatever you want :)

So, apparently all I needed to get me to start writing fic again was a ridiculous Canadian cop show? IDEK, I am not complaining. Anyway, I wrote seven fics in three fandoms (Rookie Blue, Stargate Atlantis, and Everwood), around 21,000 words in total. (In comparison: I posted four fics in the previous six months, most of which were written way before that.)


Things You Can't Learn From Books (Everwood - Ephram/Madison - R - 1661 words) It's not exactly guaranteed privacy, but it's been a while since they've seen anyone, so he's not that surprised when Madison kisses him. Well, maybe a little. Spoilers up to episode 2:12 - Controlling Interest.


31 Flavours (Rookie Blue - Chris/Gail/Dov - PG-13 - 1256 words) Dov and Gail have a Serious Disagreement on the topic of ice cream.

A Series Of (Un)fortunate Events (Rookie Blue - Chris/Gail/Dov - PG-13 - 8286 words) Dov doesn't notice that Gail has moved in for almost a week. Spoilers up to episode 2:1 - Butterflies.

For All My Crimes Of Self Defense (Rookie Blue - Chris/Gail - NC-17 - 2631 words) Chris and Gail go undercover for an operation. Spoilers up to episode 1:10 - Big Nickel.

Observe And Report (Rookie Blue - Dov/Gail - R - 1249 words) Maybe they make out a little while they're on surveillance. Spoilers up to episode 1:13 - Takedown.

Then All That You Built Will Come Tumbling Down (Rookie Blue - Dov/Gail - R - 2065 words) Dov, Gail, and horses. (It's not as romantic as he'd like it to be.) Spoilers up to episode 2:9 - Brotherhood.


Spies Like Us (Stargate Atlantis - John/Teyla - R - 4359 words) Lorne and his team are compromised, and it's up to John and Teyla to rescue them.


I also posted a fanmix and two picspams (both Rookie Blue, obviously). All while being super busy this month! So basically: ROOKIE BLUE, NEVER LEAVE ME.

Title: Then All That You Built Will Come Tumbling Down
Fandom: Rookie Blue
Pairing(s): Dov/Gail
Word Count: 2065
Rating: R

Summary: Dov, Gail, and horses. (It's not as romantic as he'd like it to be.)

Notes: Spoilers up to episode 2:9 - Brotherhood. Written for the "Pass It On" challenge at fandomverse.

( All the king's horses and all the king's men )

Title: For All My Crimes Of Self Defense
Fandom: Rookie Blue
Pairing(s): Chris/Gail
Word Count: 2631
Rating: NC-17

Summary: Chris and Gail go undercover for an operation.

Notes: Spoilers up to episode 1:10 - Big Nickel.

( The door is locked just you and me )

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT ROOKIE BLUE FOR A MINUTE?

( Spoilers up to Brotherhood )

REMEMBER WHEN EVERYBODY WAS BRAND NEW AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO HAVE THEIR GUNS IN OR OUT AND COULDN'T EVEN WORK THEIR RADIOS PROPERLY? Yeah, me too ♥. Another Rookie Blue picspam (this time for fandomverse), focusing on the rookies in the first episode.

( People can smell new cops like they can smell fresh paint )

So, I watched Monster.

( Hey, maybe we're all going to die, let's play poker )