aka. Funtimes spent trying to make SGA make sense

[amathela]

I finally got up to Midway in my rewatch of Stargate Atlantis, and I forgot how much the whole Ronon=Teal'c parallel bugged me. So I ended up doing this instead of paying attention? ALL THE WAYS RONON AND TEAL'C ARE SUPER SIMILAR CHARACTERS: A LIST COMPARATIVE TABLE. (With bonus comparisons just for fun.)

(Teyla) Before joining the team, spent years among her people being terrorised by the Wraith. Is a leader among her people. Joined the team to free her people from the Wraith. Enjoys meditation. Has a formal way of speaking. Has a son.

Teal'c Used to work for the Goa'uld before betraying them. Before joining the team, spent years among his people being terrorised by the Goa'uld. Is a leader among his people. Joined the team to free his people from the Goa'uld. Enjoys meditation. Has a formal way of speaking. Has a son. Is a black man.

Ronon Personally victimised by the Wraith. Before joining the team, spent years on the run. Is one of the last survivors of his people. Unexpectedly found a home on the team after being shunned by others made him extremely self-sufficient. Enjoys action. Has an informal way of speaking. Has no children. Is a black man man of colour.

(Vala) Personally victimised by the Goa'uld. Before joining the team, spent years on the run. Unexpectedly found a home on the team after being shunned by others made her extremely self-sufficient. Enjoys action. Has an informal way of speaking. Has no (natural) children.

OMG SO SIMILAR YOU GUYS, IT'S THE MOST OBVIOUS PARALLEL TO DRAW.

Also did you know the season five DVDs (at least my region 4 ones) misspell Ronon's name as Ronan? TRUE STORY. Official packaging, y'all.

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[amathela]

Right, of course, sorry about that! I actually did know that, I don't know why it escaped me as I was typing it up. I've edited it now.

I would have loved Ronon and Vala hanging out together. Just imagine all the trouble they could have gotten into! Sometimes I think about all the awesome crossover potential and am sad we didn't get more of it.