I wish I was a mermaid and was friends with all the fish

Title: Dominating The Lesser Races (This Is Not The Way Home Remix)
Fandom: Farscape
Character(s): John
Word Count: 250
Rating: PG-13

Summary: Sometimes John wonders what his father would think, what other life he might have led than this.

Notes: Spoilers up to episode 4:11 - Unrealized Reality. A remix of Dominating The Lesser Races by lady_smith. Written for remixthedrabble.

( My baby shot me down )

Title: Girls Not In Bars (Girls In Bars Remix)
Fandom: Veronica Mars/Mean Girls/Angel/Gilmore Girls/Gossip Girl/Heroes
Character(s): Lamb, Karen, Cordelia, Lucy, Blair, Elle
Word Count: 1344
Rating: R

Summary: It's a line. "You look like someone I used to know," he'll say.

Notes: Remix of Girls Not In Bars, crossover edition.

( Number three is never say her name )