I wish I was a mermaid and was friends with all the fish

Title: OMG Dinosaurs!
Fandom: Wizards of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 3137
Rating: PG

Summary: Alex magically brings some dinosaurs to life, oops! Which is both awesome and terrifying, at least if you're Justin.

Notes: Written for noor_us_sabah for yuletide.

( Clever girl )

Title: Space Invaders
Fandom: Wizards Of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 16,945
Rating: PG-13

Summary: Justin was right. (Of course.) Which sucks for Alex. Especially since it means aliens are now on their way to Earth, and, oh yeah, they want to destroy the world. So, someone should probably stop them?

Notes: Spoilers up to episode 4:1 - Alex Tells The World. Written for apocabigbang. Mouseover text for translations.

Art: Covert art, fanmix, and podfic by jesterdala // Aliens Exist [fanmix]

( Earth to aliens: what do you want? )

Title: Never Kill A Boy On The First Date
Fandom: Wizards Of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 23,208
Rating: PG-13

Summary: In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer. In this case, she's Alex Russo - one girl in all the world born with the strength and skill to hunt the vampires, to stop the spread of their evil, blah blah blah. She also might be kind of falling in love with her brother. But first, she has an apocalypse to avert.

Notes: Spoilers up to episode 3:5 - Night At The Lazerama. Written for apocabigbang.

Art: If The Apocalypse Comes ... (I'm Feeling Pretty Psyched) by tortugax [fanmix] // Untitled by roseclaw [fanmix] // Graphics by dhfreak [art]

( Look it up: Slayer, comma, the )

Title: Mnemonic Devices To Help You Remember How To Spell 'Mnemonic Devices'
Fandom: Wizards Of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 3470
Rating: PG

Summary: She finds sticky notes in four different books, folded pages in two, and even notes scrawled in the margins of something she thinks must have been one of their dad's old magic books.

Notes: Written for irishmizzy for yuletide. Spoilers up to episode 2:5 - Night At The Lazerama.

( Indicate precisely what you mean to say )

Title: Not-So-Good Titles For Murder Mysteries
Fandom: Disney RPF
Pairing(s): David Henrie/Selena Gomez
Word Count: 5335
Rating: PG

Summary: In which David Henrie kills Joe Jonas (but not for real, probably).

Notes: Written for the Halloween ficathon at spook_me.

( The butler really did it, no joke )

Title: Springs Eternal (The Redux Remix)
Fandom: Wizards Of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13

Summary: A (very) fractured fairy tale.

Notes: A remix of Fragmented by applepips16. Written for remixthedrabble. Spoilers up to the movie.

( Man never is, but always to be blest )

Title: Don't Confess
Fandom: Wizards Of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 5132
Rating: NC-17

Summary: Alex and Justin are forced to tutor Max. It doesn't exactly go smoothly.

Notes: Spoilers up to episode 2:22 - My Tutor, Tutor. Written for this prompt at omgjustinalex.

( Cruel to be kind )

Title: À Ma Soeur
Fandom: Wizards Of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 3562
Rating: NC-17

Summary: Justin and Alex watch a movie. (That he doesn't enjoy. At all.)

Notes: Written for this prompt at omgjustinalex.

( Brothers and sisters )

Title: In Plain Sight
Fandom: Wizards Of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 3889
Rating: PG-13

Summary: Justin's favourite things from his room are sometimes more interesting than Alex expects.

Notes: Spoilers up to episode 2:23 - Paint By Committee. Written for this prompt at omgjustinalex.

( I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do )

Title: Meet Me In Puerto Rico
Fandom: Disney RPF
Pairing(s): David Henrie/Selena Gomez
Word Count: 1334
Rating: PG-13

Summary: She has no idea where the line even is any more.

Notes: Written for this prompt at omgjustinalex.

( That joke isn't funny anymore )