I wish I was a mermaid and was friends with all the fish

Title: Destroy Everything You Touch
Fandom: Legend Of The Seeker
Pairing(s): Richard/Kahlan
Word Count: 1522
Rating: R

Summary: This isn't just dangerous, it's potentially catastrophic.

Notes: Spoilers up to episode 1:8 - Denna. Written for Vagina Fest '09.

( Spin me round again )