I can't believe your level of jealousy

Okay, so. HYPOTHETICALLY, IF I WERE WATCHING JONAS, these would be my thoughts.

I find it kind of charming, IDEK, WHATEVER. And I like the parallels I can draw with Wizards Of Waverly Place. Like, the way there are these three siblings, who pretend to be normal, but aren't really - there's the goofy one, and the smart, serious one, and the middle child, who's the cool one. And the way the goofy one is a little bit on the outside of the relationship the cool one and the serious one have with each other. And there's their dad, who is semi-involved in their not-quite-normal life, but not immediately a part of it. And their mom, who just wants them all to be normal.

I also like the way Joe/Stella reminds me of Justin/Alex, a little, at least in the first few episodes. And particularly the way that the same markers that are supposedly signs of Justin and Alex's totally platonic sibling bond in Wizards Of Waverly Place are used in JONAS as romantic markers, WHATEVER. SERIOUSLY, DISNEY.

AND, OKAY, BECAUSE I FIND IT AMUSING, A JOUST PUZZLE OF SORTS.

So, there are these two shows, and on both shows, there's a guy and a girl. They grew up together, and they fight a lot, but they also really love each other. One is a brother/sister pairing; the other is the Designated Canon Ship. And on both shows, the following storyline occurred. See if you can read these, and decide a) which scenario belongs to which pairing, and b) which one is shippier.

SCENARIO A: Boy meets random chick and falls instantly in love. Girl sees this and is Not Happy. Boy accuses girl of being jealous. Girl points out that boy and random chick barely know each other. Boy agrees, and stops dating random chick. Eventually, status quo is restored.

SCENARIO B: Boy meets random chick and falls instantly in love. Girl sees this and is Not Happy. Boy accuses girl of being jealous. Girl points out that boy and random chick barely know each other. Boy disagrees, and continues dating random chick in an attempt to prove girl wrong and/or make her jealous. Eventually, it all goes hilariously and disastrously wrong, and status quo is restored while boy is shirtless in front of girl.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

Fic: They Sold You On Their Way (Bridezilla Remix) (Heroes, D.L./Niki)

Title: They Sold You On Their Way (Bridezilla Remix)
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing(s): D.L./Niki
Word Count: 250
Rating: PG

Summary: It's an old superstition, but good luck can't possibly hurt.

Notes: A remix of Part Of The Job by lotus0kid. Written for remixthedrabble.

( I'll try my luck with you )

Fic: Half Life (The Death Or Something Like It Remix) (Dead Like Me, Mason/George)

Title: Half Life (The Death Or Something Like It Remix)
Fandom: Dead Like Me
Pairing(s): Mason/George
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG

Summary: It's a little bit broken.

Notes: A remix of What It All Comes Down To by ineffort. Written for remixthedrabble.

( Ballad for dead friends )

Fic: Starches And Other Inappropriate Temptations (Dollhouse, Dominic/Adelle)

Title: Starches And Other Inappropriate Temptations (The Slightly More British Remix)
Fandom: Dollhouse
Pairing(s): Dominic/Adelle
Word Count: 250
Rating: PG-13

Summary: She learned to read him long ago.

Notes: A remix of Tangerines by duh_i_read. Written for remixthedrabble. Spoilers up to episode 1:7 - Echoes; vague allusions to the rest of season one.

( Like a kitty )

Fic: Depth Perception (The Pursuit Of Happiness Remix) (BtVS, Xander/Buffy)

Title: Depth Perception (The Pursuit Of Happiness Remix)
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing(s): Xander/Buffy
Word Count: 330
Rating: PG

Summary: Even if it's not the Bronze, she can close her eyes, and pretend.

Notes: A remix of Misery And Happiness by allfireburns. Written for remixthedrabble. Set post-series, but no real spoilers.

( When a black cat crosses my path )

Fic: Exactly Not Like A Fairytale (Ever After Remix) (Supernatural/The O.C., Dean/Taylor)

Title: Exactly Not Like A Fairytale (Ever After Remix)
Fandom: Supernatural/The O.C.
Pairing(s): Dean/Taylor
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13

Summary: Taylor's always had a habit of falling for boys who are nice to her.

Notes: A remix of Exactly Not Like A Fairytale by ineffort. Written for remixthedrabble.

( Zombie graveyard party )

Fic: Burn Your Life Down (Cities In Dust Remix) (Wizards Of Waverly Place, Justin/Alex)

Title: Burn Your Life Down (Cities In Dust Remix)
Fandom: Wizards Of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13

Summary: She's always been good at ignoring danger signs.

Notes: A remix of In Fire, In Ice by moirariordan. Written for remixthedrabble.

( Skipping like a stone )

Fic: Springs Eternal (The Redux Remix) (Wizards Of Waverly Place, Justin/Alex)

Title: Springs Eternal (The Redux Remix)
Fandom: Wizards Of Waverly Place
Pairing(s): Justin/Alex
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13

Summary: A (very) fractured fairy tale.

Notes: A remix of Fragmented by applepips16. Written for remixthedrabble. Spoilers up to the movie.

( Man never is, but always to be blest )