I wish I was a mermaid and was friends with all the fish

So, you know how I said I didn't want to be spoiled for [actor]'s new character on Smallville? Yeah, that. Funnily enough, that did not mean "send me a private message with the same of the character as the subject line." No, really, it didn't.

This was nobody on my flist, because you guys are awesome, but, frustrating!