I wish I was a mermaid and was friends with all the fish

Since I wrote pretty much nothing all year (until yuletide, when I wrote ALL THE THINGS), I figured I wouldn't restrict this to just fic, because what would be the point? So, things I made posted in 2012:

FANFICTION
Occupied (Diplomatic Immunity, Ensemble)
Heavily Armoured (DCU, Dick/Steph)
Scavenger Hunting Is Extremely Likely Disastrous (S.H.I.E.L.D) (Avengers, Sif/Darcy)
And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt (New Girl, Nick/Jess)
Advanced Practical Stealth Techniques (or, Things That Weren't In The Course Catalogue) (Princess Protection Program, Carter/Rosie)

VIDS
Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny (The Middleman, Ensemble)

FANMIXES
Past = Prologue (Doom, John/Sam)
Love In The Time Of Zombies (Doom, John/Sam)
Ever After (Doom, John/Sam)
I'm Not Your Boyfriend (The Office, Ryan/Kelly)

PICSPAMS
How To Solve A Fake Love Triangle (With Llamas) (Big Time Rush, Kendall/Jo)
Big Time Bingo (Big Time Rush, Ensemble)
Sometimes I Just Do Stuff (Big Time Rush, Carlos)
I Guess You're Fans Of The Cliché (Big Time Rush, Ensemble)

Title: Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny
Fandom: The Middleman (Ensemble)
Music: Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon
Summary: How come things never go smooth?
Notes: Made for gwyn_r for festivids.

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I'm hoping I'll be able to do more recs once I've started reading madness fics, but for now, here are some of the fics I read and loved in the main yuletide collection. Fandoms include Frasier, Greek & Roman Mythology, The Guild, Hawaii Five-0, The Middleman, Parks & Recreation, Push, Rome, Sanctuary, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Sports Night, Stephanie Plum, Traveler, and Doctor Who/Merlin RPF.

( 16 recs in 14 fandoms )

... I actually wrote enough last month to do one of these. Which has not happened since January, oops. I wrote four fics in four different fandoms, and almost all of them were new to me (except Greek, in which I'd only written a drabble); about 18,000 words all up.

It's Not Like The Greeks Invented The Marathon (Evan/Casey - PG-13 - 5604 words) The ZBZs are forced to team up with Kappa Tau for an upcoming Greek event. Nobody is particularly happy about it. (Well, except Cappie, maybe.)

Might As Well Make It Bleed (Marshall/Mary - NC-17 - 1065 words) Marshall tries to talk Mary down. She has other ideas. Spoilers up to episode 2:1 - Gilted Lily.

Interpersonal Hygiene (Charlie/Dani - R - 1862 words) Five times Charlie and Dani showered together (sort of).

The Greatest Adventure In The History Of Basic Cable (Cain/DG - PG-13 - 9080 words) Sometimes adventures have a way of finding themselves.


Also, because I missed doing these, a (sadly) brief roundup of my fics written in February - June:

They Shoot Cylons, Don't They? (The Forgiveness & Stuff Remix) (Lee, Boomer - PG-13 - 885 words) He doesn't expect to see one of the toasters helping them, and he doesn't recognise her; he learned to block out her face, the particular way she smiled, long ago. A remix of Forgiveness by sabaceanbabe. Written for bsg_remix. Spoilers up to episode 2:20 - Lay Down Your Burdens (Part Two); slightly AU for season three.

The Déjà Fait Fate Destabilizer (Wendy - PG - 1235 words) Press the button, go back in time, save the world. Easy?

Never Kill A Boy On The First Date (Justin/Alex - PG-13 - 23,208 words) In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer. In this case, she's Alex Russo - one girl in all the world born with the strength and skill to hunt the vampires, to stop the spread of their evil, blah blah blah. She also might be kind of falling in love with her brother. But first, she has an apocalypse to avert. Spoilers up to episode 3:5 - Night At The Lazerama.


That's a bit sad, whatever. In other news, I'm back at school, and it's ... okay? I have art this semester, so that's kind of fun. And my schedule does not suck. So, I'll probably actually be able to finish my femslash10 assignment, yay. And possibly write other stuff. I'm setting small goals ;)